Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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