is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Where did you get a picture of my penis
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
be right there i have to get my cape
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