belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Randomize
