this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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