look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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