you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
