C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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