i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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