it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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