R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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