You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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