do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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