Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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