I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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