If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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