You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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