so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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