She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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