Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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