But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
