i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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