So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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