There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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