i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We had to coat check the pizza.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
