I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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