Welp...herpes.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
my poor anus
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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