fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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