Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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