Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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