i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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