Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
50% drunk capacity currently
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Randomize
