He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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