I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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