he wants to bone in the snuggie
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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