i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
