ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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