I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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