I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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