As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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