On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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