So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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