adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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