im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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