I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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