Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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