Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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