Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
