The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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