Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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