i need an iv and a liver transplant
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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