I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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