I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Is it because I queefed?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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