and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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