I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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