All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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